Blog of Jon Wright

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, but it’s the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top

Thanks to the bloody Poker sites I am going to have to turn my comments off for a while until I can find a decent plug-in or method of stopping them. I have received over 3000 moderation comments and emails from a couple of Poker sites in two days and its done me head in. I have tried all the latest plug-ins to no avail.

If anybody wants to help or knows of a way of stopping these dick heads, without re-directing which I think kills the spirit a little and takes the fun out of growing your network, let me know.

In the meantime email me at the botom of the page if you have a solution. Some comments are still availbale but I will get around to taking these off shortly.

I feel like seeking revenge but its just not worth the chew. GRRRRRRR….

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